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(520): View more from Arizona

The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.

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(718): View more from New York

walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)

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(937): View more from Ohio

She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy

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(316): View more from Kansas

You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.

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(503): View more from Oregon

He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..

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(518): View more from New York

Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.

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