He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
There r osticjed everywhere
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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