If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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