After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
And then he peed in my hair
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