what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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