: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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