she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Send help, water and tortillas.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
Randomize