isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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