You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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