I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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