i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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