none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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