There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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