What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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