it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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