Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
MIDGETS
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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