What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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