After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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