what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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