Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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