im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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