i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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