OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Randomize