i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
