Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
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