i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
A+ Viking dick
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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