I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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