problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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