Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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