No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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