just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
So squirting runs in the family.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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