you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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