I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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