Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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