dude i'm inner monologue high
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
