I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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