She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Barsexuality is the new black.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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