I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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