What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I would ride that face into the sunset
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Randomize
