3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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