break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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