Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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