But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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