Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
