i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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