i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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