As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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