Whoa Z and x make the same sound
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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