Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Me too!
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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