He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
porn star boner night. come get it.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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