I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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