If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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