Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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