He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
