Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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