I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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