Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
