Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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