Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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