It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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