I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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